Venus In The Fifth

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Idris Elba

good morning everyone.

Wait. Hold on.

Mr. Elba, what is happening here? I thought we had an agreement.

This constitutes a breach in our contract, and is utterly unacceptable. I must ask you to cease and desist this sexiness right now.

This man, This man…

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8 Inches of Dark Chocolate Cock Filled With by United Indecent Pleasures

To launch United Indecent Pleasures, its first product aims to fuse together two of humankind’s most venerated pleasures: sex and chocolate. It does so with a perverse black chocolate cock that is filled with perverse fluids and stimulating liqueur: 8 inches of dark chocolate cock filled with…

Handmade with cocoa from Grenada, our sublime cocks are individually handcrafted using a technique that results in a solid enough consistency to allow the product to be transported, whilst not compromising the subtlety and finesse required to enjoy an erotic experience – a delicacy worthy of the gods.

Each one has a double filling: The lower part is filled with a fine chocolate fondant that has a sensual texture conceived to melt in the mouth, or any other part of the body, and that is remarkably delicate and smooth. The upper part of the handsome member is filled with a sensorial treasure, the colour and texture of which is remarkably similar to a real man’s fluid, with the advantage that these boast a range a different flavours that are nearly as exotic and surprising as the real thing: Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

I have no comment. Let the photo do the talking…

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